It’s a fresh out of the plastic new for-2022 group of exciting stories from Brazzers, highlighting huge boobed darlings, delicious MILFs, tight-bodied inked tarts and bespectacled darlings, all getting honestly screwed, with an invited portion of parody, all of which makes “Fixing for a Fuck 9” (FFAF9) fantastic charge for both no-nonsense fans and curious couples.
Up first, Keiran Lee plays a paparazzo whose “big chance to shine” it definitely is, as the pornography star he’s been resolutely following the entire day, Kendra Sunderland, chooses to haphazardly provide this irritating photographic artist with the excitement of his life back at her place. Sunderland, obviously, has those flavorfully large, all-normal boobs; a fine fanny; and tremendously gorgeous face, giving marvy eye to eye connection while Lee’s affection siphon face-screws her. During faux pas blasting cowgirl, she and Lee alternate driving, while spoon allows you to partake in those beautiful, circling Sunderland hooters, with Lee in the end dumping six rounds o’ jizz (shlapp!) across her nose.
MILF Caitlin Bell entices her sweetheart’s significant other to-be, played by the returning Keiran Lee, not long before the genuine wedding in one risqué bang-a-roo. “We must be speedy,” Lee apprehensively tells full figured blonde Bell, who’s scandalously sitting tight for him, naked, upon a huge, comfortable bed, while the unconscious visitors — and lady of the hour! — are first floor preparing for the wedding. I like how Lee rubs Bell’s butthole during cowgirl, while Cait’s cries of desire are unmistakable as Lee licks and sucks her drippin’ cooch after some vivacious doggie, before Lee’s throbber glues Bell’s lips and tongue with chicken custard.
Heavy chested, bubble-butted, thick ‘n’ pretty Lauren Pixie plays a delightful blonde body mentor — working from her home studio — with two of her clients, Xander Corvus and his on-screen sweetheart, having a contention, as the last option blames the previous for slobbering over Lauren, before the irritated sweetheart tempests off, prompting another smokin’ FFAF9 scene. Pixie’s tremendous, executioner goods shakes up a tempest during reverse-cowgirl, shot from Xander’s POV, in one of the film’s steamiest minutes; likewise for cowgirl and doggie. Lauren can shake and move those cheeks! Also, her significant mammaries — with colossal areolas and long, button-like areolas — are streaming out of control during teacher.
Another flavorful MILF is thrilling, tight-bodied Cory Chase, playing Van Wylde‘s sassy stepmom, with Wylde getting ready to take care of business with this extremely valuable piece of rare vadge. There’s some humor, obviously, with Wylde’s dad advising his child to take care of business, find a new line of work and take care of business, before Wylde bangs the charming Chase right under the nose of his dumbfounded father. Just desserts! In her room, Cory offers decision eye to eye connection during entering preacher as she scandalously spreads bird. Pursue is likewise an unrivaled vagrant during cowgirl, her delicious ass on full showcase. Stepmom likes a significant piece of hot cum, as well!
New, inked, hot-and-horny brunette Val Steele is selling custom made lemonade outside her folks’ home, before her agreeable neighbor J-Mac appears and — with his eager mouth and seething faux pas — “tastes (her) juices.” In her home, Val flaunts her tantalizingly smooth, wiry body. She likewise gives the best bj in the film. Boisterous, wet, spit doused, profound… Mom! Val’s an artiste. “Overall quite messy for you,” she guarantees the extremely fortunate Mac. There is definitely not a terrible situation with Val, either; our unquenchable darling having various climaxes and at last asking Mac to splat his desire fluid all around her face, which he promptly, cheerfully does.
The absurdly charming Leana Lovings — particularly with her enormous, plastic-outlined glasses! — is a randy beginner jerking off with a polishing gadget from the carport of her stepfather, played by Filthy Rich, who gets her with the machine in her room, with Lovings rapidly tempting the horny fogy. As Lovings energetically moans in a sweet, raspy, noisy way, doggie and cowgirl gloriously exhibit her substantial ass. Love her! Also, Leana’s firm tits look yummy during reverse-cowgirl and spoon. What a fortune she is!
“Fixing for a Fuck 9” rocks beginning to end, with my own saucy, screw hungry female favorites including (charm!) Lauren Pixie, Cory Chase, Val Steele, and (benevolence!) Leana Lovings. Suggested!